Thursday, November 19, 2015

21 Secrets Chinese Restaurant Waiters Will Never Tell You

Please don’t order omelette and chips.

We don’t understand why you always order sweet and sour chicken.

There’s so much more to life than this one dish.

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But nothing is as soul-destroying as when you order omelette and chips from the English section of the menu.

But nothing is as soul-destroying as when you order omelette and chips from the English section of the menu.

Seriously, live a little.

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We will never understand why you touch the hot plate after we’ve warned you it’s hot.

We will never understand why you touch the hot plate after we've warned you it's hot.

I told you they were hot as I laid them out. Why did you feel the need to check?!

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And everyone seems to burn themselves on the hot towels.

And everyone seems to burn themselves on the hot towels.

The clue is in the name. Those towels are, er, hot.

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