Put away the carving knife, y’all.
We asked the BuzzFeed Community for their most drama-filled stories about celebrating(?) Thanksgiving with family. Here are the cringeworthy results.
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“In the span of four hours, my mom went into labor, the turkey caught fire, the dishwasher flooded the entire kitchen, and the person making the stuffing didn’t know you were supposed to cook the sausage before putting it into the stuffing, so we all ate raw meat.” Submitted by Ktsjo411
“One year, two of my aunts had a heated argument over who wanted the last bit of turkey skin more. Long story short, one stabbed the other in the hand with a carving knife and had to leave to be treated at the hospital. They’re cool now, though.” Submitted by taylorw4ccb59fca
“One of my uncles got incredibly drunk and decided to make a speech. He proceeded to grade each of his brothers’ wives, listing all of their positive and negative attributes. He then turned to my stepmother, who is married to his twin brother, and told her he hated her taking his brother away. This started a huge brawl, which resulted in bloody noses, a broken arm, and my baby cousin pooping on the front lawn because he couldn’t get inside to use the bathroom.” Submitted by mjimenez5991
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