Wednesday, February 24, 2016

Cereal Isn't Cool In 2016

Cereal is bullshit and it’s not worth it.

The New York Times published a piece on the challenges facing cereal companies in the 21st century. It included this paragraph.

The New York Times published a piece on the challenges facing cereal companies in the 21st century. It included this paragraph.

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Many were aggrieved at this.

Many were aggrieved at this.

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But here’s the thing – cereal IS fucking bullshit. It doesn’t make any sense in 2016.

But here's the thing – cereal IS fucking bullshit. It doesn't make any sense in 2016.

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It does take way too long to make and eat and clean up after a bowl of cereal. You could just have a cereal bar, which can be eaten on the bus to work, so you don’t waste time that could be used creating value for your company.

It does take way too long to make and eat and clean up after a bowl of cereal. You could just have a cereal bar, which can be eaten on the bus to work, so you don't waste time that could be used creating value for your company.

While responding to emails on your phone to ensure you’re entirely prepared for the day, because let’s be honest, you just slept for six hours so you’re probably really behind.

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