Spoiler: I’ve never enjoyed pizza less.
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It’s fair to say that pizza is a very important part of my life. I think about it a lot, I eat it a lot. It’s honestly the best. When I saw that Australian restaurant chain Criniti’s has a mega pizza challenge, I knew that it was something I had to do. Basically, you have to eat a metre-long pizza in under an hour. I’m pretty sure my whole life has been leading up to this moment. I’ve been training so hard for this event for the last 23 years, without even knowing.
All week, I have been psyching myself up for this challenge. I can do it. I can totally do it. But actually, a metre really isn’t that much. It’s like three feet and three inches. And if we’re being honest, I’ve almost certainly eaten that much food in one sitting before. Once I had to leave a Thanksgiving party early because I ate so much food I couldn’t talk. That’s not even a joke.
Last night, I was thinking about it… the prize for completing the challenge is a year of free meals at this restaurant. A YEAR. That’s a lot of meals, and, I’m no business expert, but it’s probably a prize that they mightn’t want to give out too freely? So, I decided to measure out how long a metre actually is.
Guys, it’s really long. IT’S OVER THREE FEET?!!??!!! How the hell am I going to do this? I mean, I can do this. But how?
Stephanie Anderson
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